Went on a 4D3N trip to Bali last Saturday with my gf. On the whole, it was a pretty low cost trip - around $630 per person, inclusive of everything (flight, accommodation, tours, food, shopping).
Day 1
The flight was uneventful. Got a cab from the airport for 60,000 rupiah (S$8.80). 3 men then brought us to the cab and offered to help us carry our luggage. Thinking that they were part of the cab company, we obliged - and were asked for payment. Just for pulling our 2 little pieces of luggage which we were perfectly capable of doing ourselves for 15 seconds.
There was no point arguing, so we decided to just give them a small tip. While digging through our wallet, they kept on trying to peer into the wallet and said "the blue note! the blue note!", hoping that in our confusion, we will pay them the "wrong" amount. What the hell; that was 50,000 rupiah (S$7.34). I will be damned if I pay that. In the end, I gave them 10,000 rupiah (S$1.47). They looked obviously disappointed and left.
I know that they don't earn much and that they depend on tourism to earn money, but their behaviour really disgusted me.
Lesson 1: At Bali, don't let anyone carry your luggage. And be wary of locals who offer you help.
The hotel, Harris Riverview Hotel, looked pretty decent. No fanciful facilities, but at least the room was reasonably spacious and clean, albeit a bit dusty.
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The bedroom was well lit, but the sunlight also heated the room up considerably |
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A small television and a narrow desk |
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The shower (which has no warm water!) |
Took a cab to Discovery Shopping Mall - or rather, what the cab driver thought was Discovery Shopping Mall. I dunno where he dropped us, but it was at some pathetic shopping centre which had practically nothing to shop.
Lesson 2: Don't assume that the cab drivers know where to go. Bring a map along with you.
We passed by McDonald's and shared a meal just to see if there were any significant differences with Singapore's. Ordered a Double Cheeseburger meal along with a kiwi sundae. The burger was pretty okay, the fries sucked, and the kiwi sundae was something new but tasted a bit artificial. Oh and interestingly, some of their meals come with rice.
KFC was better - the chicken tasted pretty much like Singapore's. And the meal we shared came with rice too. Both fast food meals cost almost the same as in Singapore.
Day 2
Signed up for a full day tour for Day 2 at US$30 per person. It was pretty worth it, because we had the whole van to ourselves, and lunch was also provided.
Tohpati
Tohpati was known for their Batik traditional paintings. I wasn't really interested in such stuff, so it didn't leave any impression on me. Besides, we weren't allowed to take any pictures.
Quote from the gf, "Did he just say he was going to bring us to see a dog party?"
Batubulan village
This was to see their traditional Barong and Kris dance, which I found incredibly boring.
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One of the followers of Barong stabs the Rangda! Rawrr! Yawn. |
Celuk
Celuk is a smithy for gold and silver, but the tour was only one minute, where they told us how they process the gold and silver (I understood less than half of that as the guide's English was quite incomprehensible). After that, we were led to a shop selling silverware which we had totally no interest in.
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I wish I could use this on monkeys. |
House visit
We were then brought for a house visit at a villager's home. It was an eye opener as our guide explained to us several aspects of their lifestyle - where the elders stay, every home has its own shrine, how they cook their food, and so on. It was obvious that they were very poor, and relied on tourists' money from such home visits for most of their income.
They sell coffee powder and tea, and gave us generous samples - Bali coffee (this was good), ginger coffee, cappuccino, ginseng coffee (no ginseng taste at all though), lemon tea (very strong taste of lemon), ginger tea, vanilla coffee, and chocolate coffee (too bland).
They even sell
kopi luwak (civet coffee), but we had to pay 20,000 rupiah (S$2.93) just to taste it. This was already considered extremely cheap, but I decided to just buy one small bottle of it. Their asking price was 300,000 rupiah (S$44.02) but I managed to bargain it down to 180,000 rupiah (S$26.41). I could have bargained it down even more, but after seeing how poor they were, I just decided to pay.
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The coffee and tea samples |
Batuan
Batuan was described on the tour brochure as "the home of painters". Now, this was really an eye-opener. The paintings were incredibly beautiful, vibrant, lush, and rich. We were captivated by many of the paintings, especially one of apples with water droplets - the water droplets looked so real that I studied each drop carefully to see how they achieved that effect.
We weren't allowed to take pictures here too, but were able to snap some pics of their painters in action.
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The picture below was still unfinished; some sand-like mixture was added to make it a beach. |
Tegenungan
A village famous for its waterfall. We were a bit disappointed that we were not closer to the waterfall - it was so far that the impact was lost.
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Taken after quite a bit of zooming in. |
Kintamani Volcano
We had our lunch here on a mountain. The food was nothing special, but the view and fresh air more than made up for it. This is definitely a place to go if you visit Bali.
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Kintamani Volcano. Observe the small green 'island' at the bottom right. It was probably left unscathed from the lava due to its height |
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Lake Batur on the right of the volcano |
Tegallalang
We came here for 'the best rice terrace view', but were told that the rice has just been harvested, so.... it was basically a waste of time.
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Rice terrace with no rice |
Wanara wana Monkey Forest
This was actually a temple, so we had to wear a sarong before we could enter. There was nothing much about this place, even more because it was full of monkeys. I dislike monkeys.
Day 3
Signed up for another tour at US$35 per person.
Fly fish
This was not included in the package; we purchased it separately at the water sports centre. Fly fish is a relatively new water sport which seemed like a cross between a banana boat and parasailing. At the water sports centre, they quoted us a price of 300,000 rupiah (S$44.02) per person, and assured us that this was the 'local package' - which was cheaper than the 'foreigner package', which charges in USD. This was already ridiculously expensive, and in the end we managed to get it down to half the price. I still found it quite expensive though.
It was a fun experience, although it ended too soon. The two rounds were over in less than 10 minutes, so it was really easy money for them. Bah.
Snorkeling
This was a complete waste of time. We were simply dropped off somewhere in the ocean for snorkeling but there was absolutely nothing to be seen. I didn't even see a single fish because the water was too murky. After 5 minutes, we decided to stop looking at dirty water and continued with the tour.
Turtle Island
The description of this beach as one with "crystal clear sea water" was a gross overstatement. While it was not as filthy as our own beaches, it was nowhere near 'crystal clear' as well. This beach was full of ang mohs, and several of them were surfing.
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Dreamland Beach is hardly my kind of dream beach. |
We forgot to bring any towels, so to suntan, we had to buy a towel/sarong. The locals there, however, wanted to charge an exorbitant 80,000 rupiah (S$11.74) per towel/sarong. I only managed to bargain it down to 50,000 rupiah (S$7.34), and the damn local refused to go down any further since we had no other choices.
Lesson 3: If you are going to beaches, bring a towel. Or expect to get ripped off.
Uluwatu Temple
Uluwatu Temple perches on the edge of a steep cliff 250 metres above the Indian Ocean, so it offers a wonderful sunset view.
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I wish I could toss a monkey down this cliff. |
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OK, this isn't really a sunset, but it's still a great view |
However, this magnificent view comes with monkeys. Our driver warned me to be careful with my spectacles, as the monkeys may steal it. But if I don't wear my specs, how am I going to see a damn thing? So I left it on, and an accursed monkey pounced onto my shoulder, grabbed my specs, and sped off.
A local quickly offered the monkey some fruit in exchange for the specs. A second after I gave him my thanks, he stuck out his hands and demanded for money. When we offered him a small sum, he looked unhappy and kept on saying "两万".
Gar, 20,000 rupiah (S$2.93) just for this? It didn't help that we were running low on cash as well. We insisted that it was enough, but he refused to accept it, so we just walked away. I hurriedly kept my iPhone (I was using it as a camera) into my bag. I was still holding my specs in my hand, and while thinking of where I can store it without crushing it,
another damn monkey snatched it away from behind.
My imagination started working in overdrive as I pictured myself grabbing a monkey by its tail, swinging it around a few times and throwing it off the cliff into the sunset. I used to dislike monkeys. Now I loathe them.
Another local (thankfully a different one!) then 'rescued' my spectacles again with a fruit and again, demanded payment of "两万"! This time I offered him more - 14,000 rupiah (S$2.05). He was still unhappy but took it grudgingly and left.
These locals sure know how to exploit opportunities (aka tourists). Maybe they were the ones who encouraged the monkeys to steal from tourists!
Lesson 4: If you are visiting Uluwatu Temple, wear contact lenses. Or secure your spectacles with some rubber bands.
I wonder if the monkeys have seen knives before. I would love to carry a penknife and let a monkey snatch it away from me.
Jimbaran Bay
The last stop of our tour was at Jimbaran Bay for a barbeque seafood dinner by the beach, facing the sunset. The view was still all right, but the food portions were rather small and not fantastic either.
After dinner, we told the driver to drop us at the Bali Galleria, a bigger and newer shopping mall. There wasn't much to shop except for some food and spices at the hypermart.
Day 4
Checked out and went to the real Discovery Shopping Mall. This was also a big shopping mall, and we grabbed a quick bite at A&W. They had run out of curly fries though, damn it!
Chilled out at Black Canyon Coffee until it was time to go to the airport. On the plane, my stomach started churning - no doubt due to the avocado + black coffee + rum drink I had at Black Canyon Coffee. Once we reached Singapore, I went to the toilet and spent a good 20 minutes inside.
A nice way to end a holiday.