It's Steve Jobs' fault

A few days ago, I posted an entry about someone blaming the Government for insufficient childcare services in Singapore.

Today, she posted a new status on her FB:

"Nowadays more and more iPad reading stories to children! What happen to the bonding when a parent read to the kids?

Can iPad replace that entirely?

How the hell do u bond when iPad speaks for you?

I can't accept the dynamic swift of this fundamental upbringing process thanks to Steve Job!!!"

(Again, this was quoted verbatim with all the grammar and spelling mistakes)

This is hilarious. Firstly, just because an iPad can read stories to your children, it does not mean you can't read stories to your children anymore. It's your choice. The iPad can be your last-resort-substitute if you are held up with something and cannot entertain your children. 

Secondly, Steve Jobs may have created the concept of the App Store, but he is not responsible for each individual app. In fact, the App Store has opened up a new world of creativity and possibilities thanks to Steve Jobs. This person seems to be blaming Steve Jobs for this particular app - and also disregarding all the other benefits provided by all the other apps out there.

So far, this person has blamed the Government and Steve Jobs for petty things. What will she complain about and who will she blame next?

Paradise Dynasty @ ION

Visited Paradise Dynasty yesterday, the Chinese restaurant with perpetually long queues.

Food was not bad, but not so good that it justified the long queue. 

Chilled assorted eggs loaf in Yang Zhou style, $6. This was pretty good and was surprisingly filling

La mian with sliced pork in signature pork bone soup, $9.80. I love the bowl design!

Foie Gras Xiao Long Bao, $19.80. The foie gras blended in rather well with the pork, and just
 the right amount was used such that I could taste it and yet not overwhelming.

My major gripes came when it was time to settle the bill. I didn't like the way they charged $1.20 based on 'Misc'. When I enquired about it, I was told that it included stuff like tea. (They didn't serve snacks like peanuts or achar, by the way) I said I didn't order any tea, and got a dismissive and impatient reply (with no eye contact) of "Ya, water is also included." 

I wasn't informed about this beforehand, and the reason why I didn't order tea was because I didn't want to pay for it. If it was lumped inside and I had to pay this 'Misc' fee no matter what, I would have went ahead and ordered tea.

Next, I had used a Groupon voucher which I had already paid $7.90 for. It could be redeemed for 10 Xiao Long Bao worth up to $19.80. The bill, however, included this $7.90 in. They only subtracted it from the final bill, but by then they had already earned a 10% service charge and 7% GST on this amount. The total bill for 2 pax came up to $32, and $4.22 consisted of unreasonable charges, in my opinion. (Misc fee of $2.40 x 1.10 x 1.07 and the fictitious amount of $1.40 on the Xiao Long Bao) That's 13.2% of the total bill! 

Verdict - I am not going to visit here again. Food was not bad but queues were ridiculous, service was not satisfactory and billing was unreasonable.

War on Buffets

I used to love buffets when I was younger. (And I used to be obese too.) But now, as I grow older, I find myself growing out of buffets.

When I was a perpetually-hungry-teenager, buffets were paradises to me, especially since normal food portions could never satisfy me. The freedom to eat whatever you want and how much you want was simply intoxicating. It made buffets very worth it even if they are pricey. (And I avoid the filling foods like rice, noodles and bread)

Now, I shun buffets... well, sort of. Despite my appetite being much smaller than in the past, and my avoidance of getting too full, I still end up eating too much even though I only wanted to try a bit of everything. Of course, this applies only to good buffet restaurants with a good spread of food. 

On a different angle, buffet restaurants (probably) waste an extreme amount of food. With time and experience, they may be able to better estimate their inventories and amount to cook daily, but this is only one side of the story. Wastage would probably come mostly from consumers, as some people take too much, eat a bit, and throw the rest away.

It also encourages over-eating. In Economics, we learnt that under normal circumstances, we would eat until our marginal utility equals our marginal cost. As there are no marginal costs for buffets, people are inclined to eat until their marginal utility equals zero, which usually translates to over-eating.

Having said that, the buffet restaurants I like most are Carousel (Royal Plaza by the Scotts), Triple 3 (Meritus Mandarin Hotel), Aquamarine (Marina Mandarin), Straits Kitchen (Grand Hyatt Hotel), and Princess Terrace (Copthorne King's Hotel). The last two serve hawker fare, so some may question whether it is worth your money, but the amount of business they get proves it. I just went to Carousel two weeks ago, and I was really astonished by the huge spread of food, especially seafood. Their lobsters, oysters and mussels were really fresh, and for sashimi, they also serve mekajiki (sword fish), which was my favourite sashimi. For the hot food, their prawn mee soup was excellent, though still one step below Princess Terrace's. The buffet is obviously not cheap, going at $62+++ for weekday dinners and $75+++ for weekend dinners, but regardless of the price tag, it was almost fully occupied when I visited on a Wednesday night.

Update as of 28th July 2011:
I visited Triple 3 for dinner and was actually quite disappointed. Their sashimi was still excellent, and they served salmon, salmon belly, swordfish, tuna, octopus. It was easily one of the best sashimi I have ever eaten at a buffet restaurant. But other than that, everything else failed to impress. At a hefty price tag of $89.90++ per pax (on a weekday night!), I would rather go to Carousel, which had quite a number of great dishes, wider variety, better seafood, and at a lower price. Fortunately Triple 3 had the OCBC 1-for-1 offer, but even then I still found it too expensive (total bill came up to around $115 for 2 pax).


Triple 3 is officially out of my recommended buffet restaurants now.

Apocalypse Jr. Burger

After watching a Youtube video on the "Apocalypse Burger", I decided to create my own version of it (with fewer and cheaper ingredients) and invited a few of my close friends over to try.

The original Apocalypse Burger consisted of the following ingredients (from bottom to top): bun, pork belly, beef patty, cheese slices x 2, beef patty, cheese slices x 2, beef patty, cheese slices x 2, beef patty, cheese slices x 2, bacon ends, foie gras, bun. This artery-clogging burger is obviously too much for normal humans to handle, so I scaled it down rather significantly. 

Anyway, here's the full menu, designed by the gf:

An American diner menu design. 

The wild mushroom soup was just Campbell soup, but I added extra mushrooms for a richer mushroom flavour. Ice cream was obviously from King's, while I got the Vanilla Coke from the ABC Bargain Centre at Potong Pasir. It didn't taste like the original Vanilla Coke though, and on closer inspection, I realised that it was from China. 

For the main course, I termed it "Apocalypse Jr. Burger", because it only had two beef patties instead of four. Its big brother also had 4 more slices of cheese, foie gras (substituted by duck liver pate), but no sunny side up. 

The end product:

Apocalypse Jr. Burger. Somehow, the egg yolk reminds me of a Cyclops' eye. From bottom to top: Bun, pork belly, beef patty, cheese slices x 2, beef patty, cheese slices x 2, bacon, sunny side up, liver pate, bun

 Before taking the picture, I should have opened up the baked potato a bit more, because it just looked like a dark lump. Oh well.

The process wasn't too difficult or too expensive. I bought most of the ingredients from NTUC Fairprice Finest. In total, they cost around $80, out of which $36 was contributed by the ten beef patties. The liver pate was also pretty expensive - one can of it cost me $8.50, and it was already the cheapest alternative out there.

Lessons learnt from this session:

1) The beef patties were already seasoned. I didn't know it and seasoned it with sea salt, so it turned out too salty.

2) The microwave works wonders when it comes to getting crispy bacon. It is cleaner, faster, and you get bacon that is crispier than if you had pan fried it.

3) Bacon shrinks by almost 50% after putting it in the microwave! I should have bought much more.

4) I should have smeared a thicker layer of pate on the bread and toasted it in the oven, instead of pan-frying the bread and applying the pate.

5) Final lesson: Even the Apocalypse Jr. Burger was too much for most of us. I should have just used one beef patty!

It's the Government's fault

Someone I know just posted this via a Facebook note:

"The whole of NorthEast Child Care under My First Skool are fully booked and no vaccancy at this moment! Holy Crap!

Has the government done enough research of the statistic of babies vs child care services available? 

Why must it always be in the demand more than supply basis in every part of our life in Singapore?

why must it be this ways way?

why cant life be easier when ppl are not fighting for seats, for delivery suites, for child care faclitiies?!?!!"

(Note that I left the grammar and spelling mistakes uncorrected)

Now even the Government is being blamed for lack of childcare centres? I thought only industries like utilities, transport and defence should be under the Government, so is this person suggesting that the Government take over childcare too? Duh.

Optimus Primes

Just for fun, I went to count how many different versions of Optimus Primes I have.

1) Transformers Energon Optimus Prime

2) Transformers Energon Optimus Prime (and Megatron), mini version

3) Transformers Energon Optimus Prime + Corona Sparkplug (and Overload)

4) Transformers Galaxy Force Galaxy Convoy

5) Transformers Masterpiece MP-01 Optimus Prime

6) Transformers Alternity Convoy, Nissan GT-R

7) Transformers Henkei Convoy

8) Kiss Players Convoy

9) Transformers Sons of Cybertron - Optimus Prime (and Rodimus Prime)

10) Transformers United G2 Optimus Prime (preordered)

11) Transformers Movie (2007) Optimus Prime

12) Transformers Movie (2007) Nightwatch Optimus Prime

13) Transformers Movie: Revenge of the Fallen - Optimus Prime

14) Transformers Generations Optimus Prime

15) Transformers Armada Optimus Prime

16) Revoltech 019 Convoy

17) THS-01 Galaxy Convoy

18) THS-02 Convoy

Note: Convoy is the Japanese equivalent of Optimus Prime.

I have excluded figurines that have the same design as Optimus Prime but have a different colour and name, like Nemesis Prime from Transformers Alternators (black version of Optimus Prime) and Nemesis Prime from Transformers Alternity (also black). There are also Optimus Primes that look exactly the same across different product lines, so needless to say, I don't collect both. An example is Kiss Players Convoy, which is actually the same as Transformers Alternators Optimus Prime. 

Number 19 should be coming soon - from the upcoming Transformers Movie (Dark of the Moon)!

Dual Model Kit Optimus Prime

Saw this model kit of Optimus Prime here, and it blew me away.

Optimus Prime (DOTM version). Credits: www.seibertron.com

While I collect a lot of figurines, I stay away from model kits due to the following reasons:

1) It is too time consuming.

2) While assembling, I may accidentally break something.

3) Assembling the model kit is insufficient - usually some touch-ups are required, like spray painting or line drawings.

4) I don't like the idea of assembling something and yet it looks inferior to someone else's (highly likely, considering my lack of skill).

This is why I don't have a single Gundam figurine, because they require assembling. The ready-made ones are usually inferior to the self-assembly ones.

Chopin and spreadsheets

It's 1240am. I am still working on a spreadsheet which I started only at 530pm today. I worked on it till almost 8pm before leaving office. Once I reached home, after bathing and dinner, I resumed working on it at around 11pm. 

When it comes to complicated spreadsheets, once I start, I don't want to stop. This is to avoid losing momentum, and when my thoughts are still fresh and in sequence. 

While working, I am also listening to Chopin's Preludes. And it feels somewhat depressing.  

Father's Day dinner

For Father's Day, I decided on a home-cooked dinner instead of a restaurant. One reason was cost - a home-cooked meal obviously costs less. And since it was a joint effort with my younger brother, this fits his budget better, because he hasn't started working yet.

This was our menu:

Prawn bisque

Baby spinach salad with parma ham, alfafa sprouts, mini potatoes, cherry tomatoes, and portobello mushrooms, mixed with honey mustard sauce

Mixed grill - chicken chop, cheese sausages, fried egg, sirloin steak, lamb cutlet

Ice cream

My brother handled the prawn bisque, while I settled the salad and main course. The salad was quite easy - basically, after washing and preparing the ingredients, I just mixed them together with honey mustard sauce I took from Quiznos Subs.  

For the mixed grill, I marinated the meats rather simply. The chicken chops, after removing the fat, were marinated with lime, salt and black pepper. For the beef steaks, it was just sea salt and black pepper. The lamb cutlets were done the same way as the beef, but with some extra rosemary leaves.

Now comes the troublesome part - the pan-frying. While it wasn't difficult, the amount of oil that sizzled and splashed on the stove, wall and floor was... urgh. The chicken was the main culprit - I think it accounted for 80% of it! So the cleaning up after that was really a headache. 

The prawn bisque turned out pretty good - it was very rich, definitely much richer than any prawn bisque  I had tasted outside. It was a good decision to buy the better quality prawns at the wet market this morning.

So how much did this meal cost? $60 for everything, so it worked out to be only $15 per person. A meal like this at a restaurant would probably cost more than twice as much.

You are not answering my question #2

This morning, at Nex, I asked an employee at Prata Wala what time they open for business everyday. The girl's response was "Oh, we are already open now." 

Duh. As if I couldn't see that, with all their filled-up tables.

My question was "what time" they open. My question wasn't "are you open now?" 

So once again, my question was not answered. Actually, in the quest for new places for breakfast, I have asked this question many times - and more than half the time, I get the same response as this morning. 

Sunset Grill & Bar @ Seletar Air Base

Went to Sunset Grill & Bar (at Seletar Air Base) last evening for dinner. The place was well known for its Buffalo wings, whose spiciness levels range from 1 to 10 (officially, on the menu) and unofficially, 11 to 35. While I love spicy food, my stomach isn't really that strong, so I wisely avoided the ridiculous levels. As my friend put it before - my tongue can take it, but my stomach can't.

I was with two friends, and one of them couldn't really take food that was too spicy, so initially we decided to order half-dozen level 2 and another half-dozen level 6. But after I looked at their pricing, I decided to just order one-dozen level 2.

Which brings me to how they price their Buffalo wings. While it is understandable that the higher the spiciness level, the more expensive it is (despite chilli powder being dirt cheap), how they decide on the incremental pricing confounds me. Let's take a look at the prices for half-dozen Buffalo wings in levels of spiciness.

Level 1: $18.70

Level 2: $19.70

Level 3: $21.00

Level 4: $21.00

Level 5: $22.00

Level 6: $22.00

Level 7: $23.00

Level 8: $23.50

Level 9: $24.00

Level 10: $24.60

If we look at the incremental prices, it goes like this:

$1.00 --> $1.30 --> $0.00 --> $1.00 --> $0.00 --> $1.00 --> $0.50 --> $0.50 --> $0.60

which seems like a totally random increment. How did they come up with this, I wonder? With a 6-sided and 7-sided dice?

A dozen Buffalo wings cost significantly less than twice the price of half a dozen. For example, a dozen Buffalo wings (level 2) cost $31.60. This is only 60.4% more than half a dozen. Thus, if we had gone ahead with our initial decision it would have cost us $19.70 + $22.00 = $41.70 instead of $31.60. This also means that we would be paying $10.10 more for just some extra chili powder on six Buffalo wings!

Having said that, they were delicious. They were not too oily, the chicken was fresh and extremely tender, and the skin was slightly crispy. At level 2 it was totally not spicy for me, but they still made a great dish.

By the way, the reason why they are called Buffalo wings is because they originated from Buffalo, New York. The residents there call them "wings" or "chicken wings" rather than "Buffalo wings", though.

You are not answering my question

I have always been quite particular when it comes to making enquiries. Yesterday, I emailed Standard Chartered Bank to ask about their new online stock trading platform. This was what I sent:

"Hi, I am interested in opening an online trading account with Stanchart. Do let me know the procedures. I would prefer to be contacted via email. Thanks."

I wasn't expecting them to get back to me by today (their customer service is not really well known for being efficient) so I was pleasantly surprised to get their reply today. But after reading it, I thought that they might as well don't reply.

"Thank you for your email dated 10th June 2011. Please be informed that you may register via Online. For the online trading demo via online, kindly refer to the link below: 

http://www.standardchartered.com.sg/personal-banking/investment/online-trading/demo/demo.swf

Alternatively, you may walk in to the branch for further assistance. The application forms for Online trading can be obtained from the branches. 

Have a pleasant day."

I found this rather unhelpful. Firstly, I had tried to register online but couldn't find anywhere to do so. Telling me that I can register online but not telling where to do so is pointless. I know that I did not mention that I couldn't find the link, but if you are telling me how to do so, why not just go one step further? Not everyone can navigate through your maze of a website to search for a specific thing.

Secondly, I didn't ask for the demo. While it's thoughtful for them to recommend it, it's ironic that they provided the exact link and information for something I did not ask for, but for my exact enquiry, they gave a very brief and useless reply. 

Finally,  everyone knows that you can walk in to the branch to apply. The reason why I am sending an email is precisely because I do not want to walk in to the branch.

I replied them asking for the exact link. Let's see if they can screw this up as well.

Update as at 13th June 2011: Stanchart called me today, asking if I was an existing customer (which was already indicated in the enquiry form I submitted via their website). Since I was, I just had to log in to my internet banking account and click on the "Online Trading" link. The online instructions after that were pretty straightforward and simple, and since I was already an existing customer, no further information was required. This is definitely a plus for them.


Update as at 26th June 2011: I just read this post again and realised that maybe the customer service personnel meant that I could register via "Online Banking" - but they left out the "Banking" word. This probably explains why the "Online" had a capital "O". 

Facebook and online privacy

Recently, it was reported that Facebook has compromised the online privacy of millions of its users. How? Because it had turned on the facial recognition module without asking for their consent.

I actually find this module quite helpful - after I upload my pictures, this module automatically identifies the people in my photos and tag them at a preview page. If I am okay with the tags, then Facebook 'mass-tags' all my photos. 

How the technology works is that it analyses the faces in the pictures, and then tries to find matches among all the pictures. If it does, it will suggest the tags. 

While I do agree that Facebook should have asked users for their permission before rolling out this feature, I don't really see what the big deal is. This is because this feature is not done retrospectively - Facebook does not go back to all your old photos and tag all your friends without your consent. It is only done on new photos uploaded, and the user still has the final say as to whether to accept the tags or not. Secondly, only your friends are suggested. It's not as if Facebook tags everyone on the photos, friends and strangers alike. 

Self-contradictions

A few days ago, I had dinner at Spageddies (Orchard Central outlet). I had $30 worth of Orchard Central vouchers, and it said "Valid for use with other promotional items."

At the same time, Spageddies was also having an AMEX offer of 15% off the total bill, and the T&Cs include "not valid with other promotions".

So which is correct? According to the OC voucher, I can use it with other promotions, so this should include AMEX. But if I were to use AMEX, the condition is that I cannot use the OC voucher. 

This reminds me of the chinese term '自相矛盾'.  

98% is very high! Wait, is it?

Today, the Straits Times reported that "Singapore's rail network experienced 40 service disruptions lasting more than 10 minutes each in a one-year period between April 2010 and March 2011 - or nearly one per week."

Actually, 40 disruptions in 52 weeks - that's only 0.77 disruptions per week. It's surprising that the Straits Times actually rounded 0.77 to "nearly one", since it is rather misleading. 

Still, both SMRT and SBS Transit were not fined despite the high frequency of disruptions. This was because performance standards were still met, with train services being available "at least 98 per cent of the time".

While 98% sounds like a pretty high minimum standard, this cannot be further from the truth. Let's see what 98% is. Assuming that trains operate for 18 hours a day for 365 days, it means that it is perfectly all right for trains to be unavailable for 131.4 hours, or around 5.5 days in a year. This is, of course, based on operating hours as an assumption. 

So is 98% very high? I think not.

Portfolio repriced

My unit trust buys and switches have been priced, after my recent top-up (in red fonts).

Core portfolio - 69.43%

Asia ex Japan Equity - 11.10%

Asia ex Japan Balanced - 5.12%

Emerging Markets - 9.79%

Europe Equity - 8.24%

Global Bonds - 6.18%

Singapore Equity - 11.77%

Singapore Fixed Income - 9.26%

US Equity - 7.97%

Supplementary portfolio - 30.57%

Commodities - 4.80%

High Yield - 4.07%

Taiwan Equity- 4.44%

Technology - 6.02%

China Equity - 9.81%

Russia Equity - 1.43%

By asset class, this would be 75.36% equity, 5.12% balanced, and 19.51% fixed income.

In terms of profit, my core portfolio has made a 9.92% profit, but my supplementary portfolio is down by 4.96%. The biggest culprit is my Taiwan Equity, which I bought in 2008. It fell significantly even before the crisis, and has never recovered till now. 

Smallville

A very Christopher Reeve-like moment.

I finished watching the season finale of Smallville a few days ago. Looking back, I was pretty amazed that I actually managed to sit through all ten seasons of it (okay, I actually gave up by season 6, and it took me three more years to pick it up again). Many series have their own ups and downs, and Smallville undoubtedly had many more downs than ups, with a generous share of terrible moments. It was never short of lame conversations, lousy acting, and stupid plots, so it was somewhat of a miracle too that it survived ten seasons, while series like Heroes didn't make it past four. (Hell, Flashforward didn't even make it past Season 1.) Perhaps it's because I am a geek for superheroes that I managed to stick through it?

For those who have no idea what Smallville is about, it's basically about how Clark Kent grew up, learnt to control his superpowers, and finally became Superman (Smallville is where he grew up). While he learnt some of his powers quite early in this series - super strength and speed, impenetrable skin, x-ray vision, eye beams, super breath - it took a full ten seasons before he learnt how to fly, something which many people were looking forward to most of all. And because of some contractual issues, he only donned on his trademark red and blue tights on the series finale - and there was no complete view of him in the suit either (damn). Still, considering the producers' restrictions, this was handled pretty well. The finale was also full of references to the original Superman movies acted by Christopher Reeve, which most fans would be delighted with. Finally, it was a nice touch to use the original Superman theme song near the ending.

So it was with much relief that I finished the finale feeling satisfied. After investing so much time in it, I would be really pissed if the finale sucked like most of the series.

Life insurance coverage

Instead of talking about my unit trust portfolio, this time I shall blog about my life insurance coverage.

My limited premium whole life has a coverage of $60,000 for death and TPD, and $50,000 for critical illness. I bought it in 2007 when I was 26 years old, and the monthly premiums are $148.15 for 20 years. I also added a rider that covers me for disability income, with a payout of $2,250 every month if I am not able to work. Premiums are quite affordable, at $17 a month, but this is payable until I am age 60.

I have a regular premium ILP with a monthly contribution of $140, and it covers me for death, TPD and critical illness with a sum assured of $60,000. The policy allows for triple claims - i.e. if the policyholder is down with critical illness, he can still claim for TPD thereafter, and finally death. Usually, life insurance policies lapse once you make any claim. The underlying fund of this ILP is a balanced fund.

My term plan provides me with the bulk of the insurance coverage I need - $300,000 for death, TPD and critical illness. It was purchased in 2007 for $80.24 a month, and will expire in 2037. Term plans are the cheapest way to boost one's coverage, but many people still shun them as they don't have any cash value.

Another term plan has a sum assured of only $100,000 for critical illness, but it is an early payout coverage. Normal critical illness policies only pay when the disease is at a rather advanced stage, but this policy splits the sum assured into several payouts, depending on the severity of the illness. This allows policyholders to use the money earlier to seek treatment, in the hope of preventing the disease from advancing to a further stage. For this amount of coverage, this policy is quite expensive - $68 a month, bought in 2009 - but I still think it is worth it. 

I have two small endowments which I timed to mature on various years nearer to my retirement. The first one matures when I am 55 with a projected maturity amount of around $33,000 with a premium amount of $60.75 per month. The second one would mature when I reach age 58 for around $36,000 with a monthly premium of $53.45.

Finally, I have two hybrid plans - a combination of a whole life and an endowment. The first one covers $50,000 death only, and payable for 5 years, at $181.69 a month. I bought it in 2006, so it will be fully paid up by end of this year. At age 62, it will pay a guaranteed amount of $25,000 (this is like the endowment portion). After that, the death coverage will drop to $25,000 and it will function like a normal whole life policy.

The second one covers for $50,000 death as well, but this is payable until I am 55, at $81.82 monthly. This policy pays the guaranteed amount of $25,000 at age 55 instead of 62, and after that it will behave similar to the first plan.

In summary, this is my current life insurance coverage:

Death = $570,000

TPD = $420,000

Critical illness = $510,000

Disability income = $2,250 per month

Total monthly premiums = $836.05 ($654.36 at end of this year after one hybrid plan has been paid up)

Misleading deals

Today's deal at BigDeal.sg had the following offer:

While the offer doesn't look too special to me (also because I don't eat bak kwa), the claim that you get a 72% discount (below the Buy! button) is a bit misleading. While some may think that yes, they are paying $2 for $7 of discount, you need to factor in the whole purchase for it to be accurate. Put it in another way - if you buy this deal and do not use it, are you getting any discounts?

In actual fact, you are paying $21 ($19 + $2) for $27 of bakkwa, so the discount is only 22.22%, not 72%.   

This reminds me of Citibank's Gourmet Pleasures. They advertised it as a "100% Voucher Rebate", and on the newspapers, they said "100% dining rebates. Your next meal free. Powered by Citi." So they issue vouchers that is worth 100% of your bill - for example, if you spend $100, they will issue you $100 worth of vouchers. 

I fell into their trap in April, when I treated my parents to Mad for Garlic, a restaurant at Suntec. Thinking that it was really a 100% rebate for your next meal, which is effectively a 50% discount if you take both meals into consideration, we went there for dinner. When they gave me the vouchers (in multitudes of $10), I read it carefully and realised that 1) you can only use one voucher with one main course, and 2) you can only use a maximum of two vouchers per meal. While you may argue that yes, it is actually a 100% rebate but spread over several meals, how Citibank advertised it - "Get your next meal free" - is extremely misleading. No matter how you view it, the next meal is not free at all!

Then they put a disclaimer "Voucher terms and conditions apply", which they will obviously rely on if anyone complains.

It is one thing to make a potentially misleading statement and then clarify it in the T&Cs, but it is another thing to make a blatantly false statement and then use the T&Cs as defence. Duh.

Swimming

I have been swimming regularly since 2009, when I was diagnosed with spondylosis and ceased all jogging and high-impact exercises. Although I miss jogging, I found new aspects that I love in swimming.

Exercise-wise, I used to swim breaststroke and freestyle in the ratio 3:1. But the physiotherapist told me not to swim breaststroke at all, because the leg movements may jolt and injure my lower back. It was tough swimming only freestyle at first, but after some time I got used to it. Now I can swim many laps in freestyle without really feeling too tired.

However, what I really discovered was that swimming helps me to relax. As my friends and colleagues know, I am always in a rush - because I know what I am going to do next, and I do not want to waste any time, especially during the traveling process. By traveling, I am not referring to overseas traveling but rather, commuting or just taking a train down to town. I walked so fast that a colleague, who was chasing after me, was actually panting heavily when she reached me. 

But when I am overseas, I slow down significantly, because part of what I intend to do is to enjoy the scenery, the new sights and smells. 

When swimming, my mind settles, and I finally have time to stop and think. While some of these thoughts are admittedly on what stuff I am going to do next, I also think about different things. And the sense of serenity I get is priceless.

Portfolio top up

With the recent market correction, I took the opportunity to top up my unit trust portfolio again. Due to the commodities crash in the past 2 weeks, my unit trust in commodities was down by around 9%, so I topped it up by a small amount.

One of my emerging markets unit trusts was also down by quite a bit, so I took the chance to top it up at a cheaper price.

Invested into Russia for the first time, as the Russia market is now extremely cheap (PB ratio 1.02x as at 26 May 2011), and also topped up into High Yield. My supplementary portfolio is getting bigger!

Bali (May 2011)

Went on a 4D3N trip to Bali last Saturday with my gf. On the whole, it was a pretty low cost trip - around $630 per person, inclusive of everything (flight, accommodation, tours, food, shopping).

Day 1

The flight was uneventful. Got a cab from the airport for 60,000 rupiah (S$8.80). 3 men then brought us to the cab and offered to help us carry our luggage. Thinking that they were part of the cab company, we obliged - and were asked for payment. Just for pulling our 2 little pieces of luggage which we were perfectly capable of doing ourselves for 15 seconds.

There was no point arguing, so we decided to just give them a small tip. While digging through our wallet, they kept on trying to peer into the wallet and said "the blue note! the blue note!", hoping that in our confusion, we will pay them the "wrong" amount. What the hell; that was 50,000 rupiah (S$7.34). I will be damned if I pay that. In the end, I gave them 10,000 rupiah (S$1.47). They looked obviously disappointed and left. 

I know that they don't earn much and that they depend on tourism to earn money, but their behaviour really disgusted me.

Lesson 1: At Bali, don't let anyone carry your luggage. And be wary of locals who offer you help.

The hotel, Harris Riverview Hotel, looked pretty decent. No fanciful facilities, but at least the room was reasonably spacious and clean, albeit a bit dusty. 

The bedroom was well lit, but the sunlight also heated the room up considerably

A small television and a narrow desk

The shower (which has no warm water!)

Took a cab to Discovery Shopping Mall - or rather, what the cab driver thought was Discovery Shopping Mall. I dunno where he dropped us, but it was at some pathetic shopping centre which had practically nothing to shop. 

Lesson 2: Don't assume that the cab drivers know where to go. Bring a map along with you.

We passed by McDonald's and shared a meal just to see if there were any significant differences with Singapore's. Ordered a Double Cheeseburger meal along with a kiwi sundae. The burger was pretty okay, the fries sucked, and the kiwi sundae was something new but tasted a bit artificial. Oh and interestingly, some of their meals come with rice. 

KFC was better - the chicken tasted pretty much like Singapore's. And the meal we shared came with rice too. Both fast food meals cost almost the same as in Singapore.

Day 2

Signed up for a full day tour for Day 2 at US$30 per person. It was pretty worth it, because we had the whole van to ourselves, and lunch was also provided. 

Tohpati

Tohpati was known for their Batik traditional paintings. I wasn't really interested in such stuff, so it didn't leave any impression on me. Besides, we weren't allowed to take any pictures.

Quote from the gf, "Did he just say he was going to bring us to see a dog party?"

Batubulan village

This was to see their traditional Barong and Kris dance, which I found incredibly boring. 

One of the followers of Barong stabs the Rangda! Rawrr! Yawn.

Celuk

Celuk is a smithy for gold and silver, but the tour was only one minute, where they told us how they process the gold and silver (I understood less than half of that as the guide's English was quite incomprehensible). After that, we were led to a shop selling silverware which we had totally no interest in. 

I wish I could use this on monkeys.

House visit

We were then brought for a house visit at a villager's home. It was an eye opener as our guide explained to us several aspects of their lifestyle - where the elders stay, every home has its own shrine, how they cook their food, and so on. It was obvious that they were very poor, and relied on tourists' money from such home visits for most of their income.

They sell coffee powder and tea, and gave us generous samples - Bali coffee (this was good), ginger coffee, cappuccino, ginseng coffee (no ginseng taste at all though), lemon tea (very strong taste of lemon), ginger tea, vanilla coffee, and chocolate coffee (too bland).

They even sell kopi luwak (civet coffee), but we had to pay 20,000 rupiah (S$2.93) just to taste it. This was already considered extremely cheap, but I decided to just buy one small bottle of it. Their asking price was 300,000 rupiah (S$44.02) but I managed to bargain it down to 180,000 rupiah (S$26.41). I could have bargained it down even more, but after seeing how poor they were, I just decided to pay.

The coffee and tea samples

Batuan

Batuan was described on the tour brochure as "the home of painters". Now, this was really an eye-opener. The paintings were incredibly beautiful, vibrant, lush, and rich. We were captivated by many of the paintings, especially one of apples with water droplets - the water droplets looked so real that I studied each drop carefully to see how they achieved that effect. 

We weren't allowed to take pictures here too, but were able to snap some pics of their painters in action.

The picture below was still unfinished; some sand-like mixture was added to make it a beach.

Tegenungan

A village famous for its waterfall. We were a bit disappointed that we were not closer to the waterfall - it was so far that the impact was lost.

Taken after quite a bit of zooming in.

Kintamani Volcano

We had our lunch here on a mountain. The food was nothing special, but the view and fresh air more than made up for it. This is definitely a place to go if you visit Bali.

Kintamani Volcano. Observe the small green 'island' at the bottom right. It was probably left unscathed from the lava due to its height

Lake Batur on the right of the volcano

Tegallalang

We came here for 'the best rice terrace view', but were told that the rice has just been harvested, so.... it was basically a waste of time.

Rice terrace with no rice

Wanara wana Monkey Forest

This was actually a temple, so we had to wear a sarong before we could enter. There was nothing much about this place, even more because it was full of monkeys. I dislike monkeys.

Day 3

Signed up for another tour at US$35 per person. 

Fly fish

This was not included in the package; we purchased it separately at the water sports centre. Fly fish is a relatively new water sport which seemed like a cross between a banana boat and parasailing. At the water sports centre, they quoted us a price of 300,000 rupiah (S$44.02) per person, and assured us that this was the 'local package' - which was cheaper than the 'foreigner package', which charges in USD. This was already ridiculously expensive, and in the end we managed to get it down to half the price. I still found it quite expensive though. 

It was a fun experience, although it ended too soon. The two rounds were over in less than 10 minutes, so it was really easy money for them. Bah.

Snorkeling

This was a complete waste of time. We were simply dropped off somewhere in the ocean for snorkeling but there was absolutely nothing to be seen. I didn't even see a single fish because the water was too murky. After 5 minutes, we decided to stop looking at dirty water and continued with the tour.

Turtle Island

This was the star attraction of the day. Contrary to the name, there were other animals (refer to pictures below). We were allowed to be up close with them and to take pictures, so it was really a great experience!

I dunno what kind of snake this is. Its mouth was tied up, btw

The turtle is heavier than it looks

The iguana's hide feels leathery, like a handbag

The eagle is young but looks proud and majestic nevertheless

Bats aren't as gross or dirty as they look

I wouldn't want to be pecked by those beaks.

Dreamland Beach

The description of this beach as one with "crystal clear sea water" was a gross overstatement. While it was not as filthy as our own beaches, it was nowhere near 'crystal clear' as well. This beach was full of ang mohs, and several of them were surfing.

Dreamland Beach is hardly my kind of dream beach.

We forgot to bring any towels, so to suntan, we had to buy a towel/sarong. The locals there, however, wanted to charge an exorbitant 80,000 rupiah (S$11.74) per towel/sarong. I only managed to bargain it down to 50,000 rupiah (S$7.34), and the damn local refused to go down any further since we had no other choices.

Lesson 3: If you are going to beaches, bring a towel. Or expect to get ripped off.

Uluwatu Temple

Uluwatu Temple perches on the edge of a steep cliff 250 metres above the Indian Ocean, so it offers a wonderful sunset view.

I wish I could toss a monkey down this cliff.

OK, this isn't really a sunset, but it's still a great view

However, this magnificent view comes with monkeys. Our driver warned me to be careful with my spectacles, as the monkeys may steal it. But if I don't wear my specs, how am I going to see a damn thing? So I left it on, and an accursed monkey pounced onto my shoulder, grabbed my specs, and sped off.

A local quickly offered the monkey some fruit in exchange for the specs. A second after I gave him my thanks, he stuck out his hands and demanded for money. When we offered him a small sum, he looked unhappy and kept on saying "两万".

Gar, 20,000 rupiah (S$2.93) just for this? It didn't help that we were running low on cash as well. We insisted that it was enough, but he refused to accept it, so we just walked away. I hurriedly kept my iPhone (I was using it as a camera) into my bag. I was still holding my specs in my hand, and while thinking of where I can store it without crushing it, another damn monkey snatched it away from behind.

My imagination started working in overdrive as I pictured myself grabbing a monkey by its tail, swinging it around a few times and throwing it off the cliff into the sunset. I used to dislike monkeys. Now I loathe them.

Another local (thankfully a different one!) then 'rescued' my spectacles again with a fruit and again, demanded payment of "两万"! This time I offered him more - 14,000 rupiah (S$2.05). He was still unhappy but took it grudgingly and left.

These locals sure know how to exploit opportunities (aka tourists). Maybe they were the ones who encouraged the monkeys to steal from tourists!

Lesson 4: If you are visiting Uluwatu Temple, wear contact lenses. Or secure your spectacles with some rubber bands.

I wonder if the monkeys have seen knives before. I would love to carry a penknife and let a monkey snatch it away from me.

Jimbaran Bay

The last stop of our tour was at Jimbaran Bay for a barbeque seafood dinner by the beach, facing the sunset. The view was still all right, but the food portions were rather small and not fantastic either.

After dinner, we told the driver to drop us at the Bali Galleria, a bigger and newer shopping mall. There wasn't much to shop except for some food and spices at the hypermart.


Day 4

Checked out and went to the real Discovery Shopping Mall. This was also a big shopping mall, and we grabbed a quick bite at A&W. They had run out of curly fries though, damn it!

Chilled out at Black Canyon Coffee until it was time to go to the airport. On the plane, my stomach started churning - no doubt due to the avocado + black coffee + rum drink I had at Black Canyon Coffee. Once we reached Singapore, I went to the toilet and spent a good 20 minutes inside.

A nice way to end a holiday.

Wisdom tooth extraction

During a dental follow-up, I was told that my upper left wisdom tooth had to be removed as well, because it was growing out too much. I guess that without the lower left wisdom tooth as its 'support' too, it will probably get worse. It was only an extraction, not a surgery, so it wasn't a big deal. I went to get it removed it yesterday.

It was over in minutes. The first few jabs stung a bit, but after that I felt nothing and was considerably surprised to find that the tooth was already out. 

Now I know why a wisdom tooth surgery requires 5 days of MC while an extraction only warrants 1 day. Just a few hours later, I was practically eating like normal, unlike the 1-2 weeks of discomfort after the surgery. 

My lower right wisdom tooth is fine, so it is remaining where it is. The upper one is still buried inside my gum, and I hope it stays that way.

Double standards

During the elections, Singaporeans complained that the Government has focused so much on GDP and economic growth, but has done relatively nothing for the poorer people. This is obvious from the meager public assistance monthly handouts to the poor - $260 in 2007, and $400 in 2011. While one may argue that the handouts have increased by more than 50% these 4 years (I can actually imagine Vivian Balakrishnan using this point as defence!), the absolute amount shows the true story.

Recently, a good friend told me that after returning to Singapore from Taiwan for 2 years, she still sees many elderly Singaporeans selling tissue paper at food courts or hawker centers. And she doesn't understand why Singaporeans refuse to help them despite complaining so much that the Government is not doing enough for the poor.

It's strange that we are so averse to helping these elderly people, when as a whole, we donate a significant amount to charity. In 2009, donations to charitable organizations (from individuals only) were S$687 million, up from $381 million in 2001. So why this aversion? These people are not begging - they are selling something. As my friend said rightly, they have pride too.

I must admit that I am one of those who do not buy tissue paper from these people, and I can't explain why either. But what made me guilty was when I lunched with a Vietnamese friend. He saw this old man on the floor selling tissue paper, and without hesitation, gave him $10 and took only 2 packets of tissue.

In this sense, it's so ironic that a foreigner, whom we are generally blaming for stealing our jobs, is more generous than most of us.

iPad 2 is here!

My iPad 2 has arrived! It was a pleasant surprise, considering that I expected it to only arrive on 18th May (that's next Wednesday, or also known as Eternity). 

In a matter of minutes, I have set up my iPad 2 and installed the standard apps - Dropbox, Evernote, Bloomberg, FSM Mobile, and BreezeHD. I also transferred some paid iPad apps in - Dungeon Hunter HD and Star Walk. 

Next is to transfer some photos and videos in, but I think I will wait till tomorrow.

In Memory of an Angel (6 May 2011)

Venue: Esplanade Concert Hall

Conductor: Okko Kamu

Violinist: Viviane Hagner

Programme:

Richard Strauss - Death and Transfiguration, Op.24

Alban Berg - Violin Concerto

Johannes Brahms - Symphony No.1 in C minor, Op.68

It was my first time listening to Death and Transfiguration, and I found it quite enjoyable. My feelings are a big contrast to an ang moh lady sitting beside me though - she frequently sat up and waved her hands with an expression of rapture, as if she was also conducting the orchestra. And I thought to myself, "uhh, is it really that good?" 

The second piece was performed by Munich-born Viviane Hagner. I find that I should comment on this piece in two categories - the music itself, and the violinist's performance. Firstly, the piece.

The first 8 notes dampened my mood considerably - 4 notes ascending in perfect 5th intervals, followed by another 4 notes descending in perfect 5th intervals again. It sounded as if she was tuning her violin, and once I heard it, I knew that this was "one of those pieces" again. Berg composed it in such a way that consonance and dissonance is strong, and this is the kind of music I dislike, though it was nowhere near Yuan Peiying's Through Bifocals for Orchestra in the previous concert I attended. I even checked what era Berg was from; he lived from 1885 to 1935. I half expected him to be still alive, as this kind of music is more frequently from modern composers! Contrast this with Richard Strauss (1864 - 1949). They sounded like they lived at least half a century apart.

According to the concert introduction, Berg composed this piece as a "heart-wrenching response to the death of the 18 year old Manon Gropius, whose mother was his mentor Mahler's widow". Somehow, I can't feel this at all.

Secondly, on Viviane Hagner's performance. I must say that she managed to salvage the piece somewhat - her confidence and control of the violin was astounding. It was a pity that she was performing this piece; if it had been a more 'normal' piece I would have enjoyed it. In fact, she played a piece by Bach for her encore, and it was so much better!

Finally, Brahms Symphony No.1 in C minor. I loved the opening for the first movement, Un poco sostenuto - Allegro, especially the steady beats from the timpani. The strings were impressive, but the woodwind brought them down somewhat as they were occasionally uncoordinated and messy.

For the final movement, Adagio - Piu andante - Allegro non troppo ma con brio - there was a tendency for the strings to rush, but this was always quickly kept under control by Okko. The pizzicatos were impressively neat, but the trombone trio was, more often than out, out of sync with each other. This was especially obvious when they were playing "A E E F ... F G F F E F" (all in the same octave from C). I cringed at the first note as they came in half a second off.

Other than the woodwinds, I must say that overall, this symphony was well performed. While there were minor mistakes, these were kept to a minimum. Most importantly, the mood was there, especially when the symphony reached its powerful conclusion.